My ovaries/uterus/tubes/whatever-the-else-is-down-there are in pain. Not like menstrual cramps, but like someone took them out, beat them up and put them back in my body. Any attempt at intercourse ends in discomfit now. This is usually the time of the month that my libido goes crazy, I can take a lot. But not right now. I'll be on the couch whining instead. Someone will eventually bring me hot coco.