Two Week Wait

Still waiting for AF.  It's currently CD32, 14dpo.  It should have came today, or tomorrow.  I keep checking the TP everytime I go to the bathroom.  Then with a Q-Tip, then check my cervix with my finger.  I don't see anything yet.  For the last five days I've felt a little menstrual cramping but nothing ever come from it.   

So my TWW symptoms (I'm just going to do down the list from the Countdown to Pregnancy website):  

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Bloating:  Sometimes I feel a little extra fat.  This is normal though.  6-9dpo

Gas:  It's bad sometimes, I feel bad when I go to work like that. I didn't eat anymore dairy than normal. This happens from time to time, but not usually day after day.  0dpo-8dpo 

Cramps:  Standard.  Probably just AF on her way.  9dpo-now

Ovulation Pains:  Two weeks ago.  0dpo

Backache:  Normal for me though.  6dpo-now

Sensitive, Big & Heavy Breast:  High progesterone?  Kind of normal-ish.  12dpo-now

Happy:  Not depressed, PMS or any mood swings.  0dpo-now

Stuffy Nose:  But I'm not sick?  Maybe allergies.  4dpo-now

Bleeding Nose:  When I blow it.  13dpo-now

Headache:  Happens with allergies.  Off and on.  0dpo-now

Dizzy:  If I move too much.  Maybe my ears of fucking with me.  4dpo-now

Exhaustion:  There is not enough time in the day to sleep.  I only work ~30 hrs a week now, not sure my problem.  Maybe just holiday season, or my allergies.  0dpo-now

Weird Dreams:  Yeah.  11dpo-now

Decreased Acne:  This is weird, I normally have more acne during 2WW. 0dpo-now

Increased Appetite:  Fucking starving.  3dpo-now

Nausea:  Off and on bouts.  Strong but only lasts 30 seconds to a couple minutes.  0dpo-now

But BFN this morning.  Why would it be any different?  Maybe I'm just getting sick.  Or just to tired from work, school and everything else it life that I'm starving and exhausted.  

I got my puppy last Sunday.  I'll have to make a post about it later.

-Selbe